not really a blog post, but i have a few piccies from the past 2 Bluebird scenes here in the UK i wanted to share with you! enjoy!!
my milkmaid scene which was a bbgg last week!
Yesterdays bbg scene with ben dover and peter o tool 
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haha i look kinda bitchy on the cover. like “look at me and my bitches, i am pimp Chloe, bow to me!” lol Jennifer and Lynn we lovely to work with in that scene, very attractive girls too!! i blogged about the scene a few posts down, it was the last scene i shot in the US before i left from my last trip, so much fun! i was DP’d too 
yayyyy!
buy the dvd here- http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=141718/secret-orgy-club.htm
So i can finally officially say “Im staying in England for another 12 months, AND im a Bluebird tv girl!”
Great news for all you english guys who liked watching me on Babestation tv late last year, im now back and sluttier then ever on Bluebird tv! im so excited!
my first shift is on Tuesday night, so tune in, and ring me up!!! i *think* you can watch it online too at www.bluebird.tv or www.freeblue.tv i know the day time girls are live online right now, im not sure if the dirtier night time girls will be.
of course, all of this ALSO means, i will still be doing a hell of a lot of porn and all for Bluebird! :)
w0000p!
so i made an account at daily motion, thanks to everyone who suggested it, so check it out now http://www.dailymotion.com/chloeconradxxx it will take me a little while to re-upload everything there, so bare with me. When youtube deleted my account i lost a lot of videos (again! same thing happened with almosthegirlnextdoor acocunt too) so there will be loads missing. im sorry.
then again, there will be a shit load of new unseen videos for you guys to watch! yay!
wow. two blog updates on the same day? i deifnalty deserve a wine now! 
hehe
i give up!
My FB account has been pulled again by the slut fuckers at the FB headquarters. it pisses me off so much, i make sure theres nothing slutty, dirty, rude, or not viewable by someone aged under 16, and still some whingy little bitches flag my pics. you just know its girls who do it too.i highly doubt a guy is sitting there seething in jealousy that a girl is looking cute in a bikini, and hitting the flag button repeatly! its definatly girls who flag, probably less desirable looking girls. and if that sounds mean, i dont care. they piss me off. hows about, getting off your fat ass, stepping away from the computer for a few minutes a day, to go for a run, dress nicely, and smile? huh? too hard? ok, be nasty and flag to your hearts content, it doesnt make you any better tho.
just saying.
lol. its been awhile since i had an all out rant. felt good actually. haha. but sorry guys, my FB account probably wont be recitifed, i cant be bothered with the drama, so it, like Youtube, will be Chloe Conrad free 
but hey! at least you get to see all the latest gossip here on my blog and on twitter as it happens!!!
heres a pic to cheer you all up! it was taken by Alan at USA Bluebird, and makes me crack up everytime i see it. yes. im an idiot.
ok, so i wanted to keep quiet about this, but since i have been twittering bits and pieces of it, i might as well spill the juicy gossip.
Basically, it was my birthday yesterday, and well, my REAL age is now 26 ( i think i list myself on some things as being 24 hehe, im not the only one that does that tho, dont judge! haha) now, turning 26 scares the SHIT out of me, you dont even understand. ever since i was a kid i put these weird pressures on myself, that by a certain age i had to have certain things. a husband, a house, kids. stuff i dont even want right now anyways, but still, for some reason it all started coming back to me, and i freaked out that i was fucking up my life by not doing those things. anyways. its all very strange. and by NO means does it mean i actually want a house, kids, and a hubby. lol. the 6 year old in me thought that was important tho, which is kind of cute.
But it DID get me thinking about what i really want to do with life, and dont get me wrong i LOVE porn, its so much fun, and ive meet so many amazing people. but its not profitable. i need to be realistic too, i mean, if porn wont pay the bills, whats the use?! lol i need a fall back life. another plan, plan B, which i can fall onto when porn starts costing me TOO much money to participate in… and thats where im confused….
My passion is travel. I love to travel to the dirty grimy countries and really get stuck in, cold water showers, no electricity, eating street food, drinking beer with other dirty backpackers, hell, even sharing a room with 10 other people and one broken toilet excites me. im THAT kind of traveler. i REALLY want to get back to the backpacker trail. but again, no one can sustain that lifestyle for long either. even that $2 a night bed in the grimy backstreets of Kathmandu still has to come from somewhere. so i get a little more confused….
Now, in australia i was dancing and making good money. im not going to say how much, only my accountant needs to know that but it was good. better than porn. but, i worked my butt off too!! i was working 5-7 nights a week most weeks, so i was putting in the hours to get that money, where as with porn, i can work less hours to make it, but i only get a scene or 2 a week.. well… i dont really wanna sit on my ass. i dont like not making money, i like working hard to play hard! but again, stripping doesnt last forever…
so do i go to uni? but, that means, moving back to Aus, and probably just dancing part time, and just doing porn in Uni holidays. UGH! that doesnt sound so fun does it?! and it means no backpacking…
worst quarter life crisis ever!! basically, its so confusing to me, i spent every night for the past 3 weeks drinking a bottle, sometimes two of wine a night, waking up with a hangover, and having over the counter pain killers the next morning to get rid of the headache. this eventuated in the mother of all stomach ulcers the morning of my birthday! lol omen? probably… or i should just stop drinking and thinking too much, and just roll with it.
i fucking love porn, dont worry, i dont intend to quit just yet!!!!
oh, and my birthday sucked, laying in bed all day, but it totally cheered my up seeing so many birthday messages on my Facebook and twitter from all of you guys, your amazing!!!! thank you!! xxxxx
eeeeeek! so excited when i seen i was on the boxcover for Penthouses “on call” dvd!
It was a scene i shot ages ago now with Rocco Reed and Chris Johnson, i think i blogged about it earlier? so i was in the bath, and silly me, got my toe caught in the tap, so i rung these two hotties to come in and save me. of course, when i got out of the bath, i was naked, so we just HAD to fuck! haha it wasnt a DP, but it was still loads of fun being spit roasted!
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_item.dlt/sku=140485/on-call.htm buy it here!
you are cunts.
that is all.
Dear all my youtube fans,
sorry youtube is run by douchlords, they have deleted my second youtube account, for reasons unknown. i wasnt naked, topless, or really doing anything outside of their guidelines. out of my own laziness, and i guess a little spite, i will not bother creating a third account there.
If you have any suggestions on sites i *could* upload new videos to, please let me know. my blog only allows short videos to be uploaded directly. which is gay. but not at gay as youtube.
xxx
what an AMAZING night! i was so,so fortunate to have been invited as a guest of a friend of mine, it really was an honour.
we started out at the hotel, which was apparently a fave of the rolling stones back in the day- there were pics of them there to prove it! and the room was hideously fantastic! it was all dark wood panels and big leadlight old english windows. lol there was even a crazy fireplace with all these weird old “fire tools”, i guess youd call them,like pokers and stuff. and this thing that looked a lot like a pie oven or something, but was actually what they used to put hot coles in to warm up the bed a million years ago. anyways, enough of the boring stuff… guess what else was in the room?! a freaking hidden staircase! that lead no where. but oh well, still very cool. then i got a bit excited, and started drunkenly ranting about Nicholas cage and the movie “national treasure” and how in rooms like this one theres all sorts of hidden compartments, and then we found it. above the fireplace, a wooden panel with hinges on the side, but with this big stick nailed in blocking it from opening. we reckon the rolling stones have hidden a drug stash from the 70s in there. but we are probably wrong.
cool? i think so!! haha i love this sort of thing!! the panel above the fireplace to the left of the pic has hinges on one side
anyways, on to the fun stuff you really want to hear about!
the car picked us up and we drove to the london palladium (prob spelt that wrong lol) just off regents street, where we walked the red carpet with all the english celebrities, it was super fun! then we got a glass of champage and were seated in the theatre to watch the award ceremony. i was really hoping for Louis Theraux to win an award, cos i love him and want to have his babies, lol, but he didnt cut a long story short, after the awards we lined up to get in the bus which would take us to The Natural History museum of London. now im going to show my uber geeky side, because i was SO freaking excited to be going there, for dinner of all things! i love natural history stuff and all that geeky science type history stuff… so it really was a highlight, probably of my life! sad huh?
and of ALL people to be standing behinde me for the bus? Louis Theraux!!!! too bad he was with his wife, or i totally would have got him to sign my butt. he sat on the seats next to me on the bus too,i really struggled to contain my excitement, afterall, i was on their turf, i could be a loser fangirl and start taking pics or asking for autographs, but it was hard not to stare haha.
the museum was amazing!!! free champage being poured by cute guys all night, walking around, and food. omg. the food was fantastic! the music was a bit strange, entertaining, but a bit odd. naturally Tim Burton and his wife were super interested in them, its was a school orchestra set up with a cello and clarinet players, and one crazy ass singer, it wouldnt surpise me in the slightest if they are in the next tim burton film- you heard it here first! lol
so anyways, heres some pics of the afterparty at the museum!
yes i am posing in front of a dinosaur. it happens. lol. i was smashed in that pic…
i desperatly need a new camera, judging by the quality of these pics. shitballs. maybe it was just because of the flash and stuff?
damn, ive been looking forward to this one coming out for awhile, well, since i shot it back in Janurary!
Erik Everhard s a fantastic performer, loads of energy and a good spinking of rough action to make this scene really stand out in my memory! i havent seen the finished video, but it has to be amazing, it was so much fun to shoot!!
if you love anal gapes, you will love this video! and it has the very cute Madison Parker in it too, shes adorable!
On Friday night, i drove with Trevor, the director, down to Devon to shoot my anal scene. It was really nice getting out of London, and Devon is such a cute area, omg, it was like a jigsaw puzzle box picture! all the houses had these thatched roofs and old english gardens, really quaint actually, but kind of puke worthy if you know what i mean. i couldnt live in house that gay. haha
we stayed in this super cute hotel about 20 minutes from the shoot location,oh and i tried cider for the first time! its really nice, managed to down 2 pints before crashing, it had been a long day!
the next morning we got up early, and i prepped my butt (of course!) ready for my anal scene with John Strong. unfortunatly, there was a problem, so i ended up just doing anal toys, which was still really fun, but im always such a gumpy mong hand when i use toys on myself, i probably look really cack handed. oh well, pumped a few gapes for the camera, and the DP’d myself with two toys, lots of fun!
hahaha Trevor showing me what to do in my solo scene
well, thats what it would have been if the damn air hostesses hadnt closed the bar on us and cut us off!! lol
basically, my flight back to London was super interesting. first, this serbian dude came up to me at bag check and yelled something at me about his friend, then he ran away. strange. very strange. then i go through customs and notice his friend was semi stalking me. well, watching me, and sort of following me around the terminal. me being me, i start getting paranoid (i wont even begin with my story of the flight over, when i sat next to an air marshell!) and freaking out about drug runners and shit. i dunno. it made me nervous anyways. so whats the best thing to do? hit the bar!!
i ordered a drink, when serbian mate walks in and sits near me. hmmm. ok… ignore him, send goodbye texts to everyone, check out the cute girl sitting at the other end of the bar. order a second drink. get pretty drunk (perks of tipping the bar man all of my left over change, he made them stong as fuck!) and decide burger king chicken nuggets are the only things to sober me up. munch on them like a hobo on the floor in the waiting area for our flight. check out a cute blonde guy, who looks strangely australian, must be the thongs and jeans. oh. then serbia comes back over, and asks me whats going on (our flight was delayed a bit) worked out we were on the same row… oh, actually, hes sitting next to me. super weird. ah well, i say “thats fine, as long as hes keen to get pissed?” lol he loves it, so we settle on the flight and start texting eachother on the seat messaging system thing. we eat and start getting sloshed. then we notice the cute blonde guy (wait, did i say we? i meant I!) sitting behinde us in the asile, and he too starts drinking with us. eventually, the lights get dimmed and the annoying as fuck family next to me want to sleep, the three of us head to the back of the plane for more fun.
it easily could have turned into a threesum, or at least i would have banged the blonde guy,who as it turns out WAS from aussie, and coinciently was from just down the road from me on the gold coast!! so the air hostesses started getting the shits with us being in their galley drinking and cut us off from the bar and locked up the booze. no funners. to be fair, we were smashed. they were making us double vodkas, but even after cutting us off they wouldnt let us buy more duty free either. boo.
i got the serbian guys number, but no idea about the aussie kid, he was just in town for three days before heading back to LA to surf. damnit. should have gotten his number,i would totally have followed him back over for a piece of ass! haha
good times. i love random drunken flights. i still think they need to seperate people on the flight. people with kids, people who want to sleep., and people who want to party. that way its easier to find a boozing buddy. right? lol
seems ive found my niche- anal and gang bangs! lol. i shot another DP scene for red light ( the same company who shot my first anal scene last year with Mark Ashley) it was a mega gang bag with 3 girls and 3 guys- vanessa white, keni styles,marco banderas, denis martie and lynn love. I done a DP, Vanessa done the Anal, and Lynn stuck with regular vag, and the boys went around to each girl fucking her and swapping the whole time. it was fun! id worked with Keni before in the Uk for Bluebird, so we already knew where each other was at and our likes and dislikes, but it was great getting to know the two other guys! i really enjoyed Denis Marti’s fucking style, and he was pretty fucking hot too
ive stolen some pics from keni’s blog, you can see his blog of the day at www.luckyasianguy.com/blog (its much more descriptive than mine too! lol)
with keni before the scene
covered in cum at the end of the scene
bts in between douching and enema action before the scene lol
after the scene keni and i got some maccas (mmmmm big mac…!) and met up with Clarke Kent and paige ashley before going to the cheesecake factory for dinner. i had to fly out the next day, but i can tell you, part of me wanted to change my flights SO bad!!
i had SO many great days and nights in LA this trip, i may not have worked a whole lot, but the scenes i done, i have loved!! ive met so many amazing performers and hung out with some cool ass chicks, and been to the most awesome parties! i have to admit, i love my life!
"still by alan" image
i shot for two days at the Bluebird headquarters, one day was just a regular BGG with Paige Ashley and Bill Bailey, that was fun, paige is a fun chick so the scene was easy and went well, i had to remind Bill that we had already met at the BB party a few weeks earlier! lol it was a good scene, we fucked on the desk and on a couch, it was my first BGG threesum in awhile too!
the day before, i shot a DP gangbang for the same film “sprit”. i was meant to just shoot anal, but the boys kept going on about doing a DP, and im never one to refuse! haha they got their wish, and i was fucked nice and hard by Mr pete and danny wyld at the same time! the other people in the scene were Chris Johnson, Anna Lovato, Paige Ashley , andy san dimas and alyssa reed ( a cute look alike to the girl from Tokyo Drift!)
i knocked out a quick BTS video before we started shooting the gangbang anal BTS for Bluebird Sprint film
there were a few press photographers on set from AVN and Xbiz, Allen and Rick Garcia who i had met at the Bluebird party previously. unfortunatly, Allen passed away the next day at 35 of a heart attack, which was terribly sad, he was such a nice guy, we had even made plans to go scuba diving together next time i was over!
rick garcia pic - the cast
rick garcia pic
in the makeup room at BB
Check out Skyy Johns interview with me, its hilarious!! He was lovely, and really easy to chat too, so the interview came out pretty natural, maybe a bit TOO natural, cos i said some pretty silly things! haha
as for the UK and the pee porn i spoke about- ive noticed everyone has gotten up in arms about it in the comments section of the video, see the thing is, the UK imo, DOES produce alot of urination watersports type porn. they do. honestly. i have probably been approached MORE by people asking for those types of scenes than i have anal and DP combined!! maybe its just produced here and sold elsewhere, i dont know. but a simple search on BGAFD (porn forums in the UK) shows a LOAD of watersport ads…
anyways, check out the videos, i think they are great, and my tummy looks awesome too! hehe
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and the crazy out takes video: outtakes
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check out the new Bluebird films song by UK porn actor Ben Dover “England Expects”, which is being released for the World cup. I think its great, super catchy and has a KILLER video clip! the glambirds from UK bluebird and I shot the video before i left for the US, it was so much fun, an d all the girls were lovely. i even made out with the VERY cute Anna Lovato! theres a girl who will go far in porn, when she finally does BG scenes!
http://www.englandexpects-blue.com/ check out both versions of the song, hard and soft, i prefer the hard version myself hehe
I shot one of my best scenes with veteren porn actor Billy Glide for Pistol Whips series mrbigdickshotchicks.com series (see the scene preview http://zm.sexyporngals.com/Chloe_Conrad/1/free.htm) i had such a good time, i really like working with guys who know what they are doing, work fast and fuck hard. it helps he had a monster sized cock! lol it hurt a little bit, but once it was in, it felt great, and he fucked so hard and fast, it was hard not to be turned on, and get thrown around like a rag doll!
i was a drama student looking for work, and Billy done porn on the side of his mainstream acting work, and kindly offered to fuck me on camera so i would get some work lol
let me know what you think of the scene, was it wank worthy? xx
before the scene
loads more pics for you all!fun nights out in Hollywood with other porn stars, boozing, dancing, and making out! hehe
Teddys @ the Roosevelt Hotel, Hollywood. with Harry J, Mulani Rivera, Carlo Carrera.
Monday night @ Teddys
Drais @ the W, with Mulani Rivera and Hayley James
Wednesday night @ Drais
The Conga Lounge, Downtown LA for the ‘Sex lies and spies’ wicked movie release party Friday. with Mulani Rivera again
tucker, me, ted, mulani
Scott’s birthday at Ecco lounge, Hollywood on Saturday, with ToddTodd, Harry J, Isis Monroe, Seth gamble. NO pics available- we all look a bit too shit for me to really want them up here! lol.
Taking Anna Lovato and Paige Ashley from Bluebird out in Hollywoods for the night, met up with tommy gunn and chris johnson.
chris, anna, me
paige and me
me, paige and anna before going out
and on my last night in LA, paige ashley and i went out to the cheesecake factory with Keni styles and Clarke kent. yum!
clarke,me,keni,piage (stolen from keni's blog)
Bluebird films put on an amazing night at the Bluebird mansion in Encino, Los Angeles last month. It was to celebrate the end of shooting their latest feature porn movie “bonny and clyde”, an epic high budget porn movie starring english and US talent. The party was amazing, it started out super classy with red carpet, ice sculptures, waitresses walking around with appertisers, a bar man mixing drinks and a fantastic dj pumping out music from near the grotto. it ended with all of the above PLUS a good measure of slutty porn star debauchery, blowjobs, sex and dirty dancing, a bit of pussy licking in the pool, and one very lucky anal butt plug!
I seen a few familliar faces, Marcus London- even though i didnt recognise him at all, since hed grown his hair!, i met Bill Bailey for the first time, and ron jeremy. I sat drinking with the la direct models crew at the start- robert and veronica, and caught up with Harry J and ToddTodd for a bit. apparently i seen Seth Gamble ( i worked with him once before for penthouse) but totally didnt recognise him… i think thats a common occurence for me when im drunk! lol
it was an amazing night!! easily the best porn party i have ever been too!!
making out with Ron Jeremy lol
veronica, chris johnson, and me
with Bill Bailey
inside the mansion, ice sculptures
Harry J and me
pic stolen from sinninginla.com
lucky butt plug!
At least, it is for me right now…. i have had a few wines, and decided to see if i could buy particular domain names. sadly Cuntastic.com, cuntalicious.com, fucksluts.com, pornwhore.com and lickmybox.com were all taken *sad face* but, i found success with www.cunterella.com www.flashmygash.com and www.chloescunt.com !!! yay!! more internets whoring!
but, what to do with this new found webspace freedom?! suggestions?
btw, the links are live, i have parked the pages, but am confused as hell as to what to do with them….
brand new scene out now by bluebird called “cocks on the block” featuring loads of sexy performers like Madelyn Marie, Capri Cavalli, Romana Ryder, Stacey Saran, Cindy Behr, and of course me! I get fucked rather hard on the desk of my radio show boyfriend (is it bad ive actually forgotten the male performers name now?! gulp. sorry!) he was great to work with and has a fantastic cock, i remember that much!
I shot this scene in LA in my first or second week there, so i was still quite nervous about the whole thing, but i really enjoyed it, and it was the first of many scenes to come that i shot with Bluebirds studios, keep an eye out for the rest of my scenes with them in the next year
heres the link http://www.bluebirdfilms.com/videodetails.php?itemid=1708_SC05 Enjoy!!
my latest youtube video, is short and sweet, but hopefully my BTS video tomorrow (anal for Bluebird!) will be a bit longer, and might even do a few quick interviews with the guys/ girls for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuWx26O8w1c
also, check out the official Bluebird US youtube page at http://www.youtube.com/user/bluebirdfilmsusa i dont think the UK studios have a page
my latest video for youtube was shot in London,on Thursday, right before easter. i had planned to film the whole day, from tanning, to trying on bikinis in the shop and getting you guys to choose which one you liked best, and then go back and buy them, however, it was stupidly busy, esp for a week day, and we were asked not to film in the store, which i understand, but it sucked all the same. it would have been a cool idea. ahhh well… heres the finished product anyways, i still brought new bikinis, but id LOVE it if you guys all helped out in picking the best set for me to shoot my next magazine spread in later this month!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuNRBHHRKHI
im not too sure how many of you reading this blog knew me as “almosthegirlnextdoor” on Youtube a few years back, basically, i rambled and talked shit, answered your questions and make a dick of myelf for your viewing pleasure. much like i try to do now in my chloe conrad youtube videos
unfortunatly, theres some jealous peeps on youtube, who flagged the shit out of my videos, i guess cos i discussed adult themes like “pick up lines” and “lesbian sex” lol while wearing lingerie and bikini tops…. so, youtube suspended my account without warnign, and concequesntly, i had NO copies of my past videos! booooo
luckily, ive found some links….
http://video.filestube.com/watch,b57db656a811d0c103e9/pick-up-lines.html Pick Up Lines
http://video.filestube.com/watch,43db5355ec62b66003ea/girl-on-girl-and-lesbian-action.html Girl on Girl and lesbian action
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=45925180 Losing my virginity
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43741892 3 fave sex positions
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43472331 do you measure your cock?
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42985372 craziest place ive ever had sex
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42526574 orgasms with my friend Kiara
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43722206 jess’s awesomely awesome geo lesson (sidenote, WTF was i going on about?! lol seriously!!! hahahahaha fuck too funny)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lorebPb1P7w jessica jane sexy striptease (ignore the ads, they arent true!)
I woke up this morning to a hilarious blog post by my twitter buddy @Djviant . He wrote out a blow by fuck account of my two naughty america scenes (one anal, one bg) and here it is:
Hilarious.
I agree on the hair, but i generally like it with curl, but in the My Sisters Hot Friend scene, it got a bit TOO messed up, and i look a bit like Farrah Faucett on a bad day.lol. Both were fun to shoot, however, since my pussy got ripped up and needed 25 stitches in the I Have a Wife scene, i cant possible pick that as the best of the two scenes! haha
Which was your Favorite scene?
xxx
Im not too sure when this was released, but i just found it today- it was my last scene in the US last time, i blogged about it earlier….it was meant to be a DP scene, but one of the guys had to pull out , so we just made it anal.
btw, doesnt my hair and makeup look fucking awesome in this scene?!
http://www.bluebirdfilms.com/videodetails.php?itemid=1748
Check out my brand new scene with Reality Kings!
http://www.realitykings.com/cum-fiesta/cum_over_chloe/home.htm?tgp=yes&trailer=yes&id=freeones
It was probably my third b/g scene i shot in the US, and i remember having loads of fun on set, the guys at Reality Kings were really nice, and Voodoo has a really nice cock! too bad it wasnt anal!!
“Chloee arrived at the fiesta ready for some cock. She showed Voodoo her beautiful passwords and then walked up to his room. Voodoo was on his A game. He got her undressed and wet in a matter of seconds. Chloee was all over the cock, she sucked it like a pro. Voodoo was relentless fucking her pussy until she creamed all over it. When Voodoo was ready to giver the fiesta he sprayed her face with an unbelievable amount of jizz.”
i hope you guys like it, dont forget to rate it if you do!!
xxx
check the following link regularly to find links to loads of my porn scenes!
http://www.freeones.co.uk/html/c_links/Chloe_Conrad/
Ive just got home from shooting a b/g scene for TVX here in the UK called “what billi did next” featuring Big Brother star Billi Bhatti and male porn whore Jonny Cockfill, SO much fun! We shot it in Leicester, a city north of London last night, finishing around 2:30am! It was a long scene, we shot the sex scene in the hotel room, and then headed into a club to film some interviews.
Id never seen the Big Brother show Billi was in, i think it was on in the UK a few years ago, so he had to fill me in on his story- apparently he was the homewrecker on the show and he was voted out for it, he then went on to fuck Jordan (Katie Price) and has been in the British tabloids a few times. Basically, the tvx series sounds like an extension of all of that, Billi goes around corrupting girls into fucking on film for him. It sounds like a fantastic show, i cant wait for it to air later this year on TVX!!
Last week i shot my very first DP scene, after one failed attempt (one of the guys had to cancel at the last minute at USA bluebird studios) but thankfully Bluebird UK saved the day and booked me in for my first double pentration scene.
For those of you wondering what on earth a “dp” is, its a cock in my pussy AND a cock in my ass at the same time. It works really well if everyone is coordinated, im not. i swear im the biggest klutz, so it was difficult to do, but well worth the effort. I had the very well endowed Pascall ( a Belgium born performer) in my ass, and the Owner of Bluebird fucked my cunt! it was so much fun, i think i got a bit too much into it, because i almost squirted!! haha.
SO much more fun then i was expecting, to be honest, i thought it was going to hurt and tear me apart, but it was amazing. i wish every scene could be a DP!!
Both guys were really cool about it being my first time, and took it gentle to start, but of course once everyone was in my holes i was more then happy for them to fuck me harder and harder!! it felt fucking awesome!!!
shot back in December, when i had only been doing porn for all of 2 months, i had a one hour interview with Lauren from Naughty America. Its hilarious. I think she was taking the piss most of the time, but it was funny, we had fun, and i hope you guys like it!
http://tour.naughtyamerica.com/live_chat/show/chloe_conrad2/7861/?#
I just read my first online DVD review! it was for the only Lesbian movie i have done, called “mother daughter exchange club #11″ released by Girlfriend Films.
I Shot it when i first arrived in LA, i think it may have been my second scene over there ever! so i maybe have been a little nervous, which totally worked in the movie, as it was about mothers corrupting their daughters and fucking them!! lol
here the link to the review:http://www.xcritic.com/review/35179/erica-lauren-mother-daughter-exchange-club-part-11/ on Xcritic written by “apache”.
i particulary like this bit
“Scene Four: After talking about Georgia a bit to Chloe Conrad, Sexy Vanessa acts playfully towards her. They caress each other and kiss. Later, Vanessa sucks on the woman’s tit. After she removes the lady’s bra, she cups her breasts. There is more kissing and titty play by both women that occur. Chloe and Vanessa look gorgeous together. It’s very easy to get turned-on by them. Later, Sexy Vanessa places her attention on Chloe’s pretty love spot with her effective mouth to pussy behavior. Miss Conrad’s moans are very endearing. Next, Chloe removes the woman’s panties and they kiss. She runs her hand along Vanessa’s body. She sucks her bosom and then, concentrates on her tasty juicebox. Later, they kiss again. Next, Vanessa eats her muffin solidly. She also spanks the beautiful hottie. Suddenly, Sexy Vanessa humps her with much enthusiasm. Their squirming bodies look remarkable. Finally, they kiss while Vanessa is on top of her. Personally, I wanted to see more of these two hot ladies.”
i think its a pretty well written review too, i hope you guys like it, and if you ever get the chance ot see the movie, let me know what you think! heres the link to buy it http://www.adultdvdempire.com/1519581/mother-daughter-exchange-club-part-11-porn-movies.html?partner_id=59826076
xxx
Chloe
check it out now! uploaded a brand new viewer question “whats my naughtiest fantasy, and have i done it yet”
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zJz7W-z4A
comment on what your naughtiest fantasy is, so i can get to know you guys as well, its only fair after all
I have the sexiest pimp of all time! hehe
While im here in the UK i have partnered up with the very sexy Sooky, who is pimping me out left right and center for adult bookings. Shes amazing, already this month she has me booked a shitload with Bluebird- a fantastic porn company i worked with on a few shoots in LA ….AND…. i now have my first DP booked with Bluebird…again…as the last one i had booked in with them (scene should be out soon?) ended up just being a straight boy/girl
But never fear, my pimp sooky is here!! she’s sorted me out with a loads of fantastic scenes, which i cant wait to shoot (omg, i am missing cock in my ass so bad!!) and tell you all about them!!
now i have a tough decision… do i just stay here in the UK for a bit longer, or still head off to LA at easter? decisions, decisions….
third degree have two fantastic scenes out right now with me (and of course other hot chicks!) getting fucked hard in the ass.
you can buy the whole DVD at http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_results.dlt/p2=74990/chloe-conrad.htm
OR if you JUST wanted to see the scene check out the 3rd degree website at http://www.thirdmovies.com/search.php?lid=4573&tid=1694&query_type=scenes&order=downloads&period=all_time&actor_id=2091&serie_id=&ig=&ng=&query=&pg=1
i loved shooting both scenes, and i think it really shows! i have seen the trailers, and fucking LOVE it! hope you guys do too!!! “ass the world turns” is currently on the AVN top sellers list ( i think its around 30 something?)
The youtube subscribers who won this round of lingerie are:
MPA- black french knickers, based on his tenacity to try to write 100 comments!
XSASW0RD- was the first person of the three names to email me, he wins the playboy gstring
NFFILMS- wrote the 100th comment and wins the bra set.
congrats to everyone, and you should have your sexy panties in the mail on Monday!
xxxx
i know you do…everyone wants to win someones used underwear! lol the last video i done giving away my old bikinis was so popular on youtube, i think it had about 50,000 views before stupid youtube pulled my whole account, and i remember over a year after the bikinis had been won, id still get people messaging asking for some! what do you guys do with used knickers btw?
so, round two- the great 2010 undie giveaway!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx3zSmU66ck
check out the youtube link, comment, vote, subscribe, or flag it if you are an uptight twat i guess.
As for the whats Chloe Conrad been up to blog…. well, nothing new to report unfortunatly. ive been really missing the cock tho. theres no porn in the UK, well, there is…. but one company has no idea how to use email and the other has the lamest pay rate ever. i think street whores make more now with inflation? lol so i probably wont be shooting any new hardcore content until i get back to the US
i shot last week for www.pantymaniacs.com (i think thats their url?) we always have fun at their shoots. no nakedness tho, which is a bit disappointing. hehe
thats really all i have to say.its been a quiet week…
miss you all!!
xxxx
hope you guys all had a great weekend last weekend i dont think i done anything special, but im not big on celebrating all these made up holidays. i think people should just give gifts or say they love you any time of the year, for fun, cos they want to. not because some card company tells them they have to!
anyways. i felt like you all deserved a video from me at least, im sorry its a few days late. im slack. thats my only excuse. lazy, and blonde. i forgot. my bad. spank me. go on. harder. ohhhhh see, i like that
sidenote. fuck my tits look good in that bra!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uDHA9P2Kdg
Well guys, I’m sure as you have noticed, I’m back in London, UK. Cant say I’m that excited to be back to be honest, its cold, dreary, and there’s no decent work. Pretty depressing really. Might have to take up drinking again.Haha
Ive done two photo shoots since I have been back with “amateur” photographers, which have both been fun, never mind one of them was a 13 hour day! I really miss California’s weather, and people. I dunno, people just smile more in LA. Even the homeless people are happy. I’m one of those people who tend to absorb the atmosphere of the people around me- if everyone’s happy- I’m happy. If everyone’s miserable, so am I. England is not a good place for me! But its home for now, and ill make the most of it
My pussy has totally healed, but since there’s not a whole lot of porn work over here, it wont be getting used much anyways I miss the cock!! haha
I’m planning to do a valentines day video for you guys, but for now (and in case I’m a dumbass and forget) here’s a few x rated pics I shot YEARS ago for a new Zealand magazine called “NZX”
Speaking of pics and stuff… make sure you go to www.freeones.com every now and then and see what new links have been posted there, rate me, and add new links if you find them! ALSO…. it appears there is a DVD out now with me getting fucked really hard in the ass! Its called “ass the world turns” and it has the VERY cute Madison Parker on the DVD cover. The link to buy this can be found in an earlier blog
happy wanking! hehe
xxxx
Chloe Cuntalicious lol
im lazy- ill copy and paste my UK port info here instead of re-writing it
Hi guys,
some of you may remember me as a regular poster on purestorm a few months back, ive been quiet as ive been overseas shooting things purestorm doesnt allow to be listed
ill be back in London Feb 7th and ready to shoot adult level shoots as always, in and around London. of course im happy to travel, however travel needs to be covered by the photographer or production. please note- i cannot work outside of the UK in europe as i only have a work visa for UK!!!
levels and rates (not to be published in magazines, however, web content is fine)
Swimwear: £30 per hour or 4 hours for £100
Topless: £35 per hour or 4 hours for £120
Art nude (no open leg) : £40 per hour or 4 hours for £140
UK mag: £ 50 per hour or 4 hours for £175
US mag: £60 per hour or 4 hours for £200
Continental : £80 per hour or 4 hours for £290
3 hours uk mag to toys: £170
Or a 4 hour mix of all levels: £200 (incl video and stills)
all rates can be discounted- if you ask nice enough! and are reasonable with your offer
dates available: 13,14,15,17,18,19,21,22,24,25,26 Feb. these MAY be the LAST dates i have in the UK as once i leave for my next USA trip i do not intent to return to the UK for work!!!
please contact me with clearly outlined shoot info-
Date of shoot:
Levels required:
start time:
length of time required:
what the pics are used for:
Location of shoot:
wardrobe requirements:
hair and makeup preferances:
your contact number:
Budget, if looking for a discount :
Purestorm has been great, its a fantastic medium for new models and togs to get together and produce some great work, it really is the best site out there.
But a rise in retardedness (not a real word, but im past caring lol) with amateur photographers is getting under my skin. im sick of getting abusive emails and messages from them, im sick of getting timewasters who lead me on with a shoot but never seem to book in a date, and I don’t understand why they contact models who mark their profile “professional” only to offer then a tfp shoot or 10 pounds an hour for explicit work.
ill admit I don’t have the patience to spend 30 emails back and forth to explain the who,what,where,when,rate with a Tog, only for them to “change their mind”
or deal with the same togs mass email 6 times with a work offer, only for them to never reply once.
as for the abusive emails…. Yes, they come from purestorm members too…. lesson learnt- girls, don’t EVER give them your email address, what ever they claim they “can’t discuss on PS” is bullshit. if they can’t talk about the shoot on PS, it’s not worth talking about!
I have worked with some fantastic UK photographers, and many of them amateurs, serious about getting a better picture each time. if only everyone had the same drive and dedication to their photography!! thank you so much to those ive worked with, I will always consider a reshoot with you.
after Feb 28th I will no longer be shooting with any new photographers, regretfully, as I just don’t have the patience to sift thru the replies of bullshit to find the one response written clearly with all the details there (a pretty good sign of a proper booking!)
Please don’t get me wrong, I LOVED working with many of you, and amateur togs are always super fun, im just done with the general fuck around and email abuse before a shoot is booked in.
http://www.purestorm.com/profile.aspx?id=aussiechick
In the next month theres 4 new DVDS coming out! so excited!
“Ass the world turns” was my first ever squirt on camera.
“mother daughter exchange club 11″ was my first (and only!) lesbian scene
“fill her up 4″ is my very first anal scene!!
“unplanned parenthood” was loads of fun to film, and is also anal with a pussy creampie. yum!
http://www.adultdvdtalk.com/price_search/search_results.dlt/p2=74990/chloe-conrad.htm
For those of you into CFNM scenes ( clothed female, naked male) i have a new scene out on www.purecfnm.com. It was shot in the UK before i left for the US, so i was probably still a little shy
http://www.purecfnm.com/preview.php?p=1
http://tour.naughtyamerica.com/scenes/chloe-conrad1/7209/?&nats=MTI1NDIzOjQ6OA,0,0,0,0
yep, this is the scene i broke my pussy in, lol. of course, you wont see that, but i finished the scene like a trooper and swallowed some cum I just watched the trailer- I actually really like it ( im a bit critical of how i look and sound on film) -I hope you guys do too
ok. NOW back to packing. groan.
look what i found on my video camera while packing today?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktPZmgqUVww
it was actually shot on my second day in LA, and before i had shot any porn!! such a random blog haha
ok, back to packing…. ill post up a blog later tonight about yesterdays “not quite the DP scene” i was expecting
I swear, I have the WORST luck, I’m jinxed or something, always have been. If something bad never happens, you can be sure it will happen to me. lol. Ive learnt to deal with it, laugh it off and expect it. But its still a major pain in the ass!
This trip for instance has actually COST me money, and no , I didn’t go on a huge shopping spree or live above my means. In fact for several weeks I lived on $5 lunch special Chinese meals. Id buy lunch and save half for dinner- fantastic diet if you need tips haha. I definitely lost weight from it! Im actually super frugal with my money, you could say I was sort of anal about it, I actually have a habit of writing down every single thing I buy and how much it costs, I don’t buy anything at full price, and I have NEVER until now, had credit card debt! gross. I dont do bills. They scare me. I never used to be quite to anal about saving money, but since ive spent so long in Asia, I learnt the value of a dollar, and I much prefer it in my bank account gathering interest!
Its all been circumstantial. The first month was quiet because I was new, and no one knew me, then it was Christmas and no one was really shooting, then AVN and finally I think “ha- haa nothing can stop me making a profit now! I have 4 weeks before I leave to make back all the money its cost to be here!” but no , 2 scenes in and my pussy goes on strike and all my scenes got cancelled
Ive been fine to shoot the past 2 weeks, but none of the other girls seem to be cancelling their scenes, so I’ve sat on the sidelines waiting….. So its been disappointing, id be lying if I didn’t admit that. But I can see how it all just sort of ”happened”. It was bad timing, and bad luck combined. If on the next trip I don’t start making profit right away, consider me retired! lol if I cant make money fucking, what use am I?
Ive had so much fun here, met some super fun girls and been fucked by some great US talent! LOVED IT!
But I fly out on Saturday, back to London. Oh god, please let it be warm there now! Im looking at going back to stripping, not too sure which club ( do you have any suggestions? needs to be central London based) Im kind of nervous about dancing in London, the clubs there seem so big and scary, I hate being a new girl. ew.
at a jay Sean party, Hwood
drinking at home with amy brooke lol
try to get the orangatang to kiss me at san diego zoo
isis monroe, amy brooke, and me at Aim charity night
Last night I was shooting a scene with Seth Gamble, when he mentioned the words “cock drunk”. A light went off. Thats EXACTLY what happens with me on set.Lol. So funny, once we start shooting I turn to mush, I have no idea whats going on, I stop listening to direction and I just focus on being fucked nice and hard.
So funny. I totally get cock drunk!!
Anyways, the scene was for Penthouse HD, a dvd called “Booby Hatch” (whatever that means) and it was just a Boy/Girl scene- but I was sort of hoping for an anal scene once I seen Seths cock!! hehehe but we still had lots of fun, and we ended the scene with a pop shot on my tits….. im so used to having the cum dripping off my chin, in my mouth, or being cream pie-d, it seemed like a bit of a waste for it to just end up on my chest.
I guess I just have to hope I shoot with him again next time- but make it an anal scene with cum swallowing or an anal cream pie or something. Ohhhh….
I didn’t really want to go here so soon in my blog, but since my first “interracial” scene has just been released, now is a good as time as ever to address America’s favorite porn debate. To interracial, or not to interracial?
I even get confused filling in those forms that ask for my race. Do I tick “Caucasian” or “pacific islander”? technically I was born on a Pacific island (Australia) to white NZ parents ,one side of which has Maori lineage pure until 2 generations before me. (a Maori is a native new zealander, and no one knows where they came from!) I’m a “half cast”. a mongrel. mix breed. so are most people in this world!
Does that mean anything I do with a pasty white guy is considered interracial? I mean, really, where do you draw the line?
In the US it seems to be drawn at Black guy + white girl. I’m considered white over here (to be honest I probably consider myself that anyways, but that’s not the point!), and I guess its just African American is considered black. See, cos Ive worked with Mexican guys in porn, and those scenes aren’t considered as interracial, and Asian/ white porn isn’t “IR” labeled. wtf? If its “IR” should it not cover two actors of 2 different races as the title implies?
Where I’m from, fucking a black guy means nothing.No one bats an eye. We don’t name it, we don’t label it, its no big deal.I’ve tried to address this before in a youtube video which was eventually pulled down when my account was closed, never mind, it was a terribly explained video anyhow (sorta like this blog lol) . Basically, in MY opinion, interracial is a dumb term, the fact there is even a genre of porn based on two people with different skin colours is stupid, especially when it only denotes two specific skin colours together.
EVERYONE has different skin colours and racial genetic makeup. Every scene is “interracial” I don’t understand the US labels of interracial. A cock is a cock, so long as its hard, ill fuck it!!
And now, without further ado, my first chocolate cock on camera!
http://www.killergram.com/video.asp?model=Chloe+Cruize
good god,i can ramble. hope you guys made sense of what i was trying to say?!
I JUST seen my very first porn scene, well, not all of it (thank god) but a few sample clips, that was enough. OMG! why didnt someone tell me i look retarded on screen? lol i fuck with my mouth open so damn wide it looks like im catching flies! maybe its a subliminal message that i should have a fat cock in my mouth at the same time?!
either way, i think it looks terrible, and i can only hope i dont still do it…. let me know if you find any more clips of my porn, there should be more scenes coming out soon!
http://www.britishgirlz.com/Killergram/Chloe_Cruize_-_Baby_Gets_The_Cream
hilarious!
Chloe “open wide” Conrad
Today i shot my first scene since i had my pussy “accident”.. you know, the one where i clit banged a little too hard on set and ripped my pussy open needing 25 stitches? yeah, that one.
I was nervous, lets be honest, it was a scary thought, fucking for an hour with a newly recovered busted pussy. The male talent happened to be Erik Everhard, a rather well endowed performer, with a whole lot of girth. And its the girth that really fills a girl up, its the bit that gives us so much pleasure when we get jackhammered (cos I like it kinda rough in case you hadnt noticed!) yet today… damn, I was scared.It was a bit like sticking a can of coke in there – Not that I know how that feels, but I can imagine. He definatly has a cock built for hard rough sex, which made me happy and sad at the same time. Happy because I knew how much fun I was going to have, and sad because I knew it was gonna hurt like hell!
I took a bit of a pounding to my pussy, but since the shoot was ultimatly an anal scene I had to get it in my ass quick smart. I swear we used half a bottle of lube on my ass today- his cock was so fucking fat! I loved every minute of it, but he has definatly been the biggest cock in girth ive had up my ass!!
We ended the scene with a creampie in my ass- my first one ever on screen! ive done a few pussy creampies, but an anal one, right after being fucked super hard felt amazing! I cant wait to see the end result on dvd, ill let you guys know when it comes out
night slut muffins,
Chloe
I know, I know, about time right? lol well, i have a brand spanking new account with 2 new uploads! one is a video for pornstartweet, and the other is from the almosthegirlnextdoor vault of unseen videos! its a common viewer question id get from mainly younger youtubers i think, asking how to get a girl. the truth is, be yourself, if she doesnt like you as you are, theres not point being someone else!
And dont be desperate like i was, eventually sparks will fly with someone
lol, my desperation makes for a funny story tho right? ….right?…. come on, we cant all be perfect!! hahaha
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCk2acHQnOc
Matthew just emailed me to let me know one of my videos was still up on youtube under another users name, its the sexy striptease i done in 2008 while still living in Aussie. Check it out- and dont forget to rate it and comment if you like it- i might just do another one on my own new youtube channel http://www.youtube.com/user/chloeconrad
My pussy, my pussy, my pussy is OK! \”my boobs are OK\” song lol
So after a few days sitting around home holding alternating bags of frozen peas and corn on my pussy, and not walking, I finally got the ok from my surgeon!! My pussy WILL be back in action this week! Im so glad I went to a good surgeon- he put 25 stitches in it, and it’s healed perfectly.It really does look just as good as before, which is one hell of a relief, because, if i must say so myself, i had a pretty good looking cunt! haha
My first scene back is booked for Thursday, and thankfully its a b/g set- i cant wait to be fucked nice and hard again! On Friday i have an anal scene locked in, so as always, i know that one will be good
Im disapointed i had to cancel so many other scenes – 4 of them, but it cant be helped i guess. all i can do is hope i get loads of scenes in the next two weeks before I leave the US, so you guys dont miss out on seeing me getting fucked even more.
(btw, i STILL havent had my first DP yet!! im still holding hope tho! hehehe)
xxx
Chloe “still has a cute cunt” conrad
Many of you may know me from my youtube vlogs under the user name almosthegirlnextdoor, for the past year or two I’ve been doing video blogs answering your questions, honestly, unedited and in lingerie. Most of the time I made a dick of myself, I fumbled with words, forgot the point and got sidetracked or rambled. Many of you didn’t care, you appreciated my honesty and frankness on subjects you probably talk about with your mates, but not with girls.
I received so many messages from you guys, some amazingly positive emails from people who have been helped by watching me, and others who were happy just hearing honest answers.
Unfortunately, you cant please everyone. and I guess the move to film all of my clips in my lingerie got attention good and bad.The haters flagged my videos, I don’t know why, it would be up-my-ass to say jealousy, so I doubt it was that. A girl in lingerie on youtube is nothing to be jealous about, anyone can do that. I didn’t offer anything special over the hoards of stunning girls out there doing vlogs. But with too many flagged videos, my account was closed today.
I wish I had had a chance to save all of the PM’s I recieved on there, some of them were great, well written and hilarious. I made some great friends over the time, and often noticed the same people following me and posting comments. I just want to thank you to you guys!
The point in my youtube videos were to really show the truth. The same as this blog will continue to do. Sure, I might ramble on a bit sometimes, or fuck up, but that’s life. If I edited everything all perfect, it wouldn’t be the real me. And I wanted you guys to see that “models” are normal, and I wanted to answer all of your questions as honestly as I can. no bullshit. although, lets be honest, I’m not really a model! lol
btw, and update on my pussy: I had 15 stitches put in yesterday by a great surgeon (he done tila tequilas boobs haha) and it cost a small fortune, but if it looks as good as it did before, ill be stoked. Cant wait to get back into filming asap! i miss cock already!! haha
thanks for all of your kind wishes, here and on twitter
xxxx
chloe “banned from youtube for being honest” conrad
Ok, so, um. I wasnt going to blog about this, but I guess, if im going to be open, honest, and no holes barred, it means the bad stuff too right? just promise me not to be TOO grossed out and hate me forever! haha
Yesterday on set (a Naughty America scene with Talen for a section of their site called “I have a wife”) I had a “mishap”.
I was riding Talen, and somehow I went up too high, his cock slipped out of my pussy, and BAM I came straight back down on him. Clit banging my pussy hard! There was a crack and pain, but for some reason , I thought id had hurt his cock, until I looked down and seen blood. Lots of it. And it wasn’t period blood…. once I had hopped off him and cleaned the blood away everyone could get a pretty good view of what had happened,but me! The production crew gathered around to check out the damage while poor Talen sat there feeling terrible, even though it totally wasn’t his fault, it was an accident. A freak accident at that!
I had a split on one side of my pussy, right along my clit about an inch long and a few milimeters wide. It was nasty!
We finished the scene with a cum shot to the face (props to Talen for being able to get it up again after seeing my mangled pussy bleeding everywhere!) and to make up for it, I swallowed some cum
After the scene was done I headed to the Dr… it was an amusing visit, with him saying he didn’t want to do anything in case he fucked up and otherwise perfect cunt. lol. So i headed to the emergency ward of Sherman oaks and hoped they could help. The male Dr there was hilarious, I told him I done porn, so if he was gonna stitch it up, he better do a good job! He also thought it would be better to leave it and see a specialist. My friend joked “For the first time, no one wants to get near your pussy” hahaha
So here I am, a day later, with a gash on my gash. I head to the specialist this afternoon hoping like hell they can fix my little pussy perfectly, and its back in action in no time!
All I can really do is laugh at the situation. Im super pissed off I have had to cancel todays shoot, and no doubt tomorrows, but I cant change anything, its happened, it was an accident, and you have to admit, its sort of funny… I have the WORST luck, seriously. If there’s a one in a million chance of something happening, I can guarantee it will happen to me! (sort of like the time my breast implant “fell out” but thats another story all together!! lol after that, nothing surprises me, or gets me down!)
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looking ok... you can see a slight gash to the left
OUCH! makes me cringe looking at it!
where to start?!
I went to Vegas with a friend, we were meant to leave Friday morning, but I was bored on Thursday, and as no work had come through by 3pm, I figured we may as well head out earlier.
The first night was spent attempting to get into strip clubs, I *really* wanted to see what all the fuss was about. Ever since I started dancing (yes, I’m a stripper too!) I’ve heard that Vegas is the Mecca of the industry. To be honest, I was slightly disappointed… first they wanted $50 each just to get in, I mean really? I’m a chick! In Aussie , generally, girls will get into a strip club free, or at least discounted. Sapphires let us in for $30 each, so I was a bit happier with that. It was a massive club, loads of girls, but not all 10’s like id been lead to believe, I seen a few sexy girls I would have loved to get a private dance with, but they seemed busy or I couldn’t get their eye *shrug*
The next day- Friday, I hauled ass nice and early to get to the AEE ( the adult entertainment expo) to try and find someone I knew. after a few hours of looking lost, and not bumping into anyone I left. I guess I expected to see a few more girls I knew, or my agents. But maybe it was too early?
Id received an email from the LA direct office saying there was a party on at Moon nightclub in the Palms that night, so I got ready for it and had a few red bull and vodkas to get me going I wore a cute denim lace up corset with a short black skirt and high heels. Id stupidly left my curling iron in LA so I had to go with straight hair, but it still looked cute. Again, I was alone, as I couldn’t find any la direct girls or people. Who knows what happened there, but no one else was at the door at the time the email stated. I snuck to the bar near the door to have a mega shot of patron while I waited a bit longer in case they were all just late. After an hour I gave up and just went in. Amazing club, with great music and a fantastic view! I had tonnes of fun in there anyways, I spent half the night obsessed with one of the go go dancers, a cute Asian girl, before leaving around 1am.
Saturday was spent at the convention again, and yep, still didn’t see anyone I knew!! I started to get the feeling people were all hiding from me! haha. oh, and I never made it to the actual AVN awards apparently, I was MEANT to get my awards pass separate from the convention pass,and by the time I found this out, they had already given away all the talent passes so, it was another night of drinking my sorrows away in Vegas, starting at TGIF’s, and then moving on to Rain nightclub in the Palms for a drink. Cool club, but the music? …maybe a few years ago I would have loved it, but I’m more into my rnb now, dance music is…i dunno, I like music with words and bass so of course I headed back to Moon upstairs, and got crazy up there. No one told me I couldn’t flash my tits, and well, that’s what I do when im drunk. (along with posing in silly scuba diving positions, god only knows why! lol) so I was kicked out around 2am for “public nudity” hahaha I don’t think ive ever been kicked out of a club before, but its a good story I guess.
And, well, that was pretty much it. If I fly all the way back to the US next year for AVN’s ill be sure as hell to pick up my awards pass in time- and convince some of my hot friends to come with me so I’m not all alone and drunk haha.
xxx
chloe conrad
my pathetic attempt to find some friends for the night.lol
Ok, so call me slack or call me lazy, but I put my lack of video uploads down to my erractic traveling. Im sorry! I have finally gotten around to making a new clip (the lighting is terrible unfortunatly) and its on youtube now- providing it dosnt get flagged and removed!
I’ve also just noticed, i cant upload my videos directly to my blog, as i had hoped so unfortunatly, they will all need to just be linked. In case your wondering, my youtube username is almosthegirlnextdoor, and my videos are pretty lame, dont expect to see oscar winning performance vlogs! haha most of the time i confuse myself, get distracted, or forget what im talking about, but i find them funny, it makes me human right?
Chloe Conrad\’s porn blog on youtube
@ the convention
being silly lol
looking rather slutty here haha
at moon bar in the palms
hahahahahah my tits came out after this shot, and i got kicked out
btw, thats my lipgloss between my boobs hah
hahaha anyone else get scuba jokes?
pretending to hitch hike home after Moon
ill write up the actual blog tomorrow if i have the day off xxxx
seems a company i shot for back in JUNE 09 is using my images, never mind that they refused to pay me as apparently “the footage was taken in the wrong settings and none of the work was usable” ha so, what the fuck are doing with pics on their site then?
interesting.
http://www.redhotglobal.com/red-hot-girls/jessica-jane.html
i fucking hate people like this…
love, Angry Chloe 
so, i can be a bit of a loser who googles herself when im bored, but hey- you guys get the goods when i find something!!
heres my naughty america preview- it goes up on the 7th Jan, so keep an eye out for it
http://tour.naughtyamerica.com/scenes/chloe-conrad/6657/?
Naughty America Chloe Conrad/Danny Mountain BG Anal
Last night i shot a BBG scene with Rocco Reed and Chris Johnson- loads of fun, and …. I deep throated Chris! Some of you may have seen my “teach Chloe to deep throat” plight on Twitter a few weeks back ( for those who missed it, I was asking for tips to stop my gag reflex,none of them worked, but, I found if I hang my head off backwards off the bed and open wide, I can easily be face fucked without gagging!)
I actually really enjoyed it, I had my mouth stuffed by Chris while Rocco pounded my pussy. I need to do more group sex scenes I think!! It really seems to please my submissive side in bed, and I get off on the feeling of being dominated by more than one guy.
I wish it was a DP though…. still waiting to lose THAT virginity!
keep an eye out for the DVD , its called “on call” and stars the very sexy Diana Doll and Audrey Bitone too!
xxx
wet dreams!
Chloe Conrad
chloe conrad
Hi guys,
check out my first official interview, since starting porn. The very funny and charming JD from twitter http://twitter.com/JDViant does porn interviews with a twist. follow him on twitter or check out his blog to read more http://jdheartsporn.blogspot.com/?zx=f089355281c99bb6
hope you guys enjoy it!
xxx
see ya soon slut muffins!
Where can i find Chloe Conrad’s porn online?
www.killergram.com/video.asp?model=Chloe+Cruize
www.purecfnm.com/tour.html
www.naughtyamerica.com
www.realslutparty.com/default/?action=more_scenes&p=2
Im sort of excited, well, id be MORE excited if i knew what to expect with the AVN’s…. its my first year, and my first time in Vegas. So far all i know about the avn’s is that its a convention.We dont have these in Australia, so im totally lost on what to expect.
Im hoping to see hot chicks walking around naked, or maybe testing vibrators out, jelly wrestling,stripping…. my dirty mind can wander….
I head over on Friday and come back to LA on Sunday, im hoping thats enough time to see the convention, and party a few times, and of course check out the casinos!
I’ll be sure to take loads of photos and post them up when i get back.
Who else is going?! maybe I’ll see you there!!!
xxx
Chloe Conrad
I was just informed by Craig from Facebook, that theres a new scene out right now on http://www.massage-parlor.com/ with me in it! i cant see it myself, as im not a member, but you are, you should be able to have a peek
hope you enjoy it!!
Awww this is one of those lame reflection posts of the past year, I’m hoping a few of you will find my journey somewhat interesting. I promise to add a few slutty stories to keep you interested.
I spent new years 2009 in Shanghai,China sitting in the freezing cold drinking my duty free vodka in teacups.Apparently cheap hostels in China don’t have shot glasses. Who knew?! haha I spent all of January traveling over China, freezing my tits off and wishing for warmth. Considering my lack of general exercise I managed to complete a 10km hike along the great wall, and even spent 32 hours holed up in a smoke filled train with boozed Chinese people who spoke to me in Chinese tho whole way, never mind that I didn’t understand a word.
From there, I went on to Hong Kong, Macau and Nepal. I spent a few months living in Nepal,volunteer teaching in a local school and living with a family.It was an amazing few months, our house had electricity just 4 hours a day, and water one day a week. Lets just say, I left there looking worse for wear! I might have fake nails and a nice makeup now, but no one can say I’m a princess! haha
By April I had made it to Egypt, seen the pyramids and spent a few weeks on the red sea getting drunk and tanned , and come May I was in London for the first time… and…I consequently got deported! haha so back to Australia I went, for 2 months while I waited for the appropriate visa to come through.I danced in a club in the small town of Mackay, sort of near the Great Barrier Reef for all you non-Aussies wondering where that is. I met some kick ass strippers there and had plenty of crazy nights!
Thankfully, in June, right in time for my birthday, I arrived in London and set to work straight away. Some of you may have seen me on a TV show called babestation, others may have caught my photo shoots in Zoo magazine, or seen me on various websites.Unfortunately, I did get a bit slack and stopped shooting clips for my youtube page, and I think I was temporarily banned a few times for my videos. (side note: what kind of fucktard flags a video of someone TALKING about lesbian sex? its so frustrating doing these clips and answering your questions only for some uptight prude to flag them based on the content. which i guess brings me to why I’m doing my own blog site now, no one can flag me for swearing or putting pics up of me in my lingerie!)
In September I shot my first boy/girl porn scene http://www.killergram.com/video.asp?model=Chloe+Cruize it was so much fun I went back for more… and then ended up in LA, shooting lesbian scenes, b/g, and then anal by christmas! I’m hoping to get my first DP in the new year soon!
While in LA I’ve got up to a bit of mischief…. notably on my second night here at an AIM/ LATATA charity porn party. I was interviewed for TMZ TV, jet lagged and having no idea who they were asking me about a pulled a dumb blond pose and looked blank. They put it on tv the next night. how embarrassing! I also spent a drunken night in Hollywood sharing doughnuts with some homeless guy after a night out with Amy Brooke at a Sean Paul party. Good times!
Back to porn… lol…My favorite scene so far would be… hmm. Its hard to single one scene out over the others. My first scene was fun because it was all new to me, but a scene I shot just last week was also loads of fun, its was an anal scene, but at one stage the male talent made me squirt too! which was awesome and definitely deserves a mention! I also really enjoyed shooting for Naughty America doing their web cams and an anal scene. Its too hard to pick one scene!!
So far the only work i have out online is the killergram link above and http://www.realslutparty.com/default/?action=more_scenes&p=2 , which was a load of fun to film! believe it or not, I have yet to see a single scene that I’ve shot!! I have no idea how I look on camera, so I can only rely on you guys to tell me if the scene was good or not
happy new years slut muffins!
xx
What an appropriate day to start a new blog, Janurary 1, 2010. I hope you all had a fantastic new years, mine was surprisingly quiet… i hope thats not a sign of the year to come!!
so, whats my porn blog going to be about? i have no idea! haha im going to write some behind the scenes stories, mix it up with some of my stripper stories from “back in the day” and of course give you guys all the links for where you can find more of my porn.
if your looking for actual porn, you are in the wrong place, this isn’t a pay site so please don’t expect me to post up open leg pics or anal gape shots, although, who knows…. if i can get away with it …
love you slut muffins!
xx
Chloe Conrad