last Friday night it was one of the London Bluebird Boy’s birthday, so we went out to a swanky Mayfair club called Aura for the night. It was SUCH a random night, i had an ice fight with the lighting guy, almost made out with a camerman (well, at least thats how it looks in pics!) made out with one of the girls Paige, and finally got home at 8am the next day!!
a couple of weekends ago i flew form London to Las Vegas to have a dirty fun boozy weekend out there with some friends- one from England and Hailey James, and we met Marco RIvera one night at Tao nightclub, and had a great time. LOTS of vodka, and cocktails, i swear i was more hungover than i was drunk those 3 crazy days!!
the sexy Hailey flashed her tits at the airport when she seen us signalling the start of our weekend! haha she got a lot of stares from other people in the airport too. lol. We checked into the Venetian, and headed straight for the pool to tan and get drunk gossiping in the sun…
heres some pics from the trip 
what an AMAZING night! i was so,so fortunate to have been invited as a guest of a friend of mine, it really was an honour.
we started out at the hotel, which was apparently a fave of the rolling stones back in the day- there were pics of them there to prove it! and the room was hideously fantastic! it was all dark wood panels and big leadlight old english windows. lol there was even a crazy fireplace with all these weird old “fire tools”, i guess youd call them,like pokers and stuff. and this thing that looked a lot like a pie oven or something, but was actually what they used to put hot coles in to warm up the bed a million years ago. anyways, enough of the boring stuff… guess what else was in the room?! a freaking hidden staircase! that lead no where. but oh well, still very cool. then i got a bit excited, and started drunkenly ranting about Nicholas cage and the movie “national treasure” and how in rooms like this one theres all sorts of hidden compartments, and then we found it. above the fireplace, a wooden panel with hinges on the side, but with this big stick nailed in blocking it from opening. we reckon the rolling stones have hidden a drug stash from the 70s in there. but we are probably wrong.
cool? i think so!! haha i love this sort of thing!! the panel above the fireplace to the left of the pic has hinges on one side
anyways, on to the fun stuff you really want to hear about!
the car picked us up and we drove to the london palladium (prob spelt that wrong lol) just off regents street, where we walked the red carpet with all the english celebrities, it was super fun! then we got a glass of champage and were seated in the theatre to watch the award ceremony. i was really hoping for Louis Theraux to win an award, cos i love him and want to have his babies, lol, but he didnt 
cut a long story short, after the awards we lined up to get in the bus which would take us to The Natural History museum of London. now im going to show my uber geeky side, because i was SO freaking excited to be going there, for dinner of all things! i love natural history stuff and all that geeky science type history stuff… so it really was a highlight, probably of my life! sad huh?
and of ALL people to be standing behinde me for the bus? Louis Theraux!!!! too bad he was with his wife, or i totally would have got him to sign my butt. he sat on the seats next to me on the bus too,i really struggled to contain my excitement, afterall, i was on their turf, i could be a loser fangirl and start taking pics or asking for autographs, but it was hard not to stare haha.
the museum was amazing!!! free champage being poured by cute guys all night, walking around, and food. omg. the food was fantastic! the music was a bit strange, entertaining, but a bit odd. naturally Tim Burton and his wife were super interested in them, its was a school orchestra set up with a cello and clarinet players, and one crazy ass singer, it wouldnt surpise me in the slightest if they are in the next tim burton film- you heard it here first! lol
so anyways, heres some pics of the afterparty at the museum!
yes i am posing in front of a dinosaur. it happens. lol. i was smashed in that pic…
i desperatly need a new camera, judging by the quality of these pics. shitballs. maybe it was just because of the flash and stuff?
well, thats what it would have been if the damn air hostesses hadnt closed the bar on us and cut us off!! lol
basically, my flight back to London was super interesting. first, this serbian dude came up to me at bag check and yelled something at me about his friend, then he ran away. strange. very strange. then i go through customs and notice his friend was semi stalking me. well, watching me, and sort of following me around the terminal. me being me, i start getting paranoid (i wont even begin with my story of the flight over, when i sat next to an air marshell!) and freaking out about drug runners and shit. i dunno. it made me nervous anyways. so whats the best thing to do? hit the bar!!
i ordered a drink, when serbian mate walks in and sits near me. hmmm. ok… ignore him, send goodbye texts to everyone, check out the cute girl sitting at the other end of the bar. order a second drink. get pretty drunk (perks of tipping the bar man all of my left over change, he made them stong as fuck!) and decide burger king chicken nuggets are the only things to sober me up. munch on them like a hobo on the floor in the waiting area for our flight. check out a cute blonde guy, who looks strangely australian, must be the thongs and jeans. oh. then serbia comes back over, and asks me whats going on (our flight was delayed a bit) worked out we were on the same row… oh, actually, hes sitting next to me. super weird. ah well, i say “thats fine, as long as hes keen to get pissed?” lol he loves it, so we settle on the flight and start texting eachother on the seat messaging system thing. we eat and start getting sloshed. then we notice the cute blonde guy (wait, did i say we? i meant I!) sitting behinde us in the asile, and he too starts drinking with us. eventually, the lights get dimmed and the annoying as fuck family next to me want to sleep, the three of us head to the back of the plane for more fun.
it easily could have turned into a threesum, or at least i would have banged the blonde guy,who as it turns out WAS from aussie, and coinciently was from just down the road from me on the gold coast!! so the air hostesses started getting the shits with us being in their galley drinking and cut us off from the bar and locked up the booze. no funners. to be fair, we were smashed. they were making us double vodkas, but even after cutting us off they wouldnt let us buy more duty free either. boo.
i got the serbian guys number, but no idea about the aussie kid, he was just in town for three days before heading back to LA to surf. damnit. should have gotten his number,i would totally have followed him back over for a piece of ass! haha
good times. i love random drunken flights. i still think they need to seperate people on the flight. people with kids, people who want to sleep., and people who want to party. that way its easier to find a boozing buddy. right? lol
loads more pics for you all!fun nights out in Hollywood with other porn stars, boozing, dancing, and making out! hehe
Teddys @ the Roosevelt Hotel, Hollywood. with Harry J, Mulani Rivera, Carlo Carrera.
Monday night @ Teddys
Drais @ the W, with Mulani Rivera and Hayley James
Wednesday night @ Drais
The Conga Lounge, Downtown LA for the ‘Sex lies and spies’ wicked movie release party Friday. with Mulani Rivera again
tucker, me, ted, mulani
Scott’s birthday at Ecco lounge, Hollywood on Saturday, with ToddTodd, Harry J, Isis Monroe, Seth gamble. NO pics available- we all look a bit too shit for me to really want them up here! lol.
Taking Anna Lovato and Paige Ashley from Bluebird out in Hollywoods for the night, met up with tommy gunn and chris johnson.
chris, anna, me
paige and me
me, paige and anna before going out
and on my last night in LA, paige ashley and i went out to the cheesecake factory with Keni styles and Clarke kent. yum!
clarke,me,keni,piage (stolen from keni's blog)
Bluebird films put on an amazing night at the Bluebird mansion in Encino, Los Angeles last month. It was to celebrate the end of shooting their latest feature porn movie “bonny and clyde”, an epic high budget porn movie starring english and US talent. The party was amazing, it started out super classy with red carpet, ice sculptures, waitresses walking around with appertisers, a bar man mixing drinks and a fantastic dj pumping out music from near the grotto. it ended with all of the above PLUS a good measure of slutty porn star debauchery, blowjobs, sex and dirty dancing, a bit of pussy licking in the pool, and one very lucky anal butt plug!
I seen a few familliar faces, Marcus London- even though i didnt recognise him at all, since hed grown his hair!, i met Bill Bailey for the first time, and ron jeremy. I sat drinking with the la direct models crew at the start- robert and veronica, and caught up with Harry J and ToddTodd for a bit. apparently i seen Seth Gamble ( i worked with him once before for penthouse) but totally didnt recognise him… i think thats a common occurence for me when im drunk! lol
it was an amazing night!! easily the best porn party i have ever been too!!
making out with Ron Jeremy lol
veronica, chris johnson, and me
with Bill Bailey
inside the mansion, ice sculptures
Harry J and me
pic stolen from sinninginla.com
lucky butt plug!
