i recently found a forum post by the fantastic Demetri xxx ,on www.babeshows.com , which i thought you guys might also like 
As you can see, it was a great threesome! Demetri is one of the UK’s best male performers, so the scene went really well, and we all had a great time! it was shot months ago, so i dont even remember the other girls name (how bad is that?!) but she was lovely, and VERY cute!!
the scene should be out soon with Bluebird Films!
last Friday night it was one of the London Bluebird Boy’s birthday, so we went out to a swanky Mayfair club called Aura for the night. It was SUCH a random night, i had an ice fight with the lighting guy, almost made out with a camerman (well, at least thats how it looks in pics!) made out with one of the girls Paige, and finally got home at 8am the next day!!
not really a blog post, but i have a few piccies from the past 2 Bluebird scenes here in the UK i wanted to share with you! enjoy!!
my milkmaid scene which was a bbgg last week!
Yesterdays bbg scene with ben dover and peter o tool 
what an AMAZING night! i was so,so fortunate to have been invited as a guest of a friend of mine, it really was an honour.
we started out at the hotel, which was apparently a fave of the rolling stones back in the day- there were pics of them there to prove it! and the room was hideously fantastic! it was all dark wood panels and big leadlight old english windows. lol there was even a crazy fireplace with all these weird old “fire tools”, i guess youd call them,like pokers and stuff. and this thing that looked a lot like a pie oven or something, but was actually what they used to put hot coles in to warm up the bed a million years ago. anyways, enough of the boring stuff… guess what else was in the room?! a freaking hidden staircase! that lead no where. but oh well, still very cool. then i got a bit excited, and started drunkenly ranting about Nicholas cage and the movie “national treasure” and how in rooms like this one theres all sorts of hidden compartments, and then we found it. above the fireplace, a wooden panel with hinges on the side, but with this big stick nailed in blocking it from opening. we reckon the rolling stones have hidden a drug stash from the 70s in there. but we are probably wrong.
cool? i think so!! haha i love this sort of thing!! the panel above the fireplace to the left of the pic has hinges on one side
anyways, on to the fun stuff you really want to hear about!
the car picked us up and we drove to the london palladium (prob spelt that wrong lol) just off regents street, where we walked the red carpet with all the english celebrities, it was super fun! then we got a glass of champage and were seated in the theatre to watch the award ceremony. i was really hoping for Louis Theraux to win an award, cos i love him and want to have his babies, lol, but he didnt 
cut a long story short, after the awards we lined up to get in the bus which would take us to The Natural History museum of London. now im going to show my uber geeky side, because i was SO freaking excited to be going there, for dinner of all things! i love natural history stuff and all that geeky science type history stuff… so it really was a highlight, probably of my life! sad huh?
and of ALL people to be standing behinde me for the bus? Louis Theraux!!!! too bad he was with his wife, or i totally would have got him to sign my butt. he sat on the seats next to me on the bus too,i really struggled to contain my excitement, afterall, i was on their turf, i could be a loser fangirl and start taking pics or asking for autographs, but it was hard not to stare haha.
the museum was amazing!!! free champage being poured by cute guys all night, walking around, and food. omg. the food was fantastic! the music was a bit strange, entertaining, but a bit odd. naturally Tim Burton and his wife were super interested in them, its was a school orchestra set up with a cello and clarinet players, and one crazy ass singer, it wouldnt surpise me in the slightest if they are in the next tim burton film- you heard it here first! lol
so anyways, heres some pics of the afterparty at the museum!
yes i am posing in front of a dinosaur. it happens. lol. i was smashed in that pic…
i desperatly need a new camera, judging by the quality of these pics. shitballs. maybe it was just because of the flash and stuff?
On Friday night, i drove with Trevor, the director, down to Devon to shoot my anal scene. It was really nice getting out of London, and Devon is such a cute area, omg, it was like a jigsaw puzzle box picture! all the houses had these thatched roofs and old english gardens, really quaint actually, but kind of puke worthy if you know what i mean. i couldnt live in house that gay. haha
we stayed in this super cute hotel about 20 minutes from the shoot location,oh and i tried cider for the first time! its really nice, managed to down 2 pints before crashing, it had been a long day!
the next morning we got up early, and i prepped my butt (of course!) ready for my anal scene with John Strong. unfortunatly, there was a problem, so i ended up just doing anal toys, which was still really fun, but im always such a gumpy mong hand when i use toys on myself, i probably look really cack handed. oh well, pumped a few gapes for the camera, and the DP’d myself with two toys, lots of fun!
hahaha Trevor showing me what to do in my solo scene
well, thats what it would have been if the damn air hostesses hadnt closed the bar on us and cut us off!! lol
basically, my flight back to London was super interesting. first, this serbian dude came up to me at bag check and yelled something at me about his friend, then he ran away. strange. very strange. then i go through customs and notice his friend was semi stalking me. well, watching me, and sort of following me around the terminal. me being me, i start getting paranoid (i wont even begin with my story of the flight over, when i sat next to an air marshell!) and freaking out about drug runners and shit. i dunno. it made me nervous anyways. so whats the best thing to do? hit the bar!!
i ordered a drink, when serbian mate walks in and sits near me. hmmm. ok… ignore him, send goodbye texts to everyone, check out the cute girl sitting at the other end of the bar. order a second drink. get pretty drunk (perks of tipping the bar man all of my left over change, he made them stong as fuck!) and decide burger king chicken nuggets are the only things to sober me up. munch on them like a hobo on the floor in the waiting area for our flight. check out a cute blonde guy, who looks strangely australian, must be the thongs and jeans. oh. then serbia comes back over, and asks me whats going on (our flight was delayed a bit) worked out we were on the same row… oh, actually, hes sitting next to me. super weird. ah well, i say “thats fine, as long as hes keen to get pissed?” lol he loves it, so we settle on the flight and start texting eachother on the seat messaging system thing. we eat and start getting sloshed. then we notice the cute blonde guy (wait, did i say we? i meant I!) sitting behinde us in the asile, and he too starts drinking with us. eventually, the lights get dimmed and the annoying as fuck family next to me want to sleep, the three of us head to the back of the plane for more fun.
it easily could have turned into a threesum, or at least i would have banged the blonde guy,who as it turns out WAS from aussie, and coinciently was from just down the road from me on the gold coast!! so the air hostesses started getting the shits with us being in their galley drinking and cut us off from the bar and locked up the booze. no funners. to be fair, we were smashed. they were making us double vodkas, but even after cutting us off they wouldnt let us buy more duty free either. boo.
i got the serbian guys number, but no idea about the aussie kid, he was just in town for three days before heading back to LA to surf. damnit. should have gotten his number,i would totally have followed him back over for a piece of ass! haha
good times. i love random drunken flights. i still think they need to seperate people on the flight. people with kids, people who want to sleep., and people who want to party. that way its easier to find a boozing buddy. right? lol
check out the new Bluebird films song by UK porn actor Ben Dover “England Expects”, which is being released for the World cup. I think its great, super catchy and has a KILLER video clip! the glambirds from UK bluebird and I shot the video before i left for the US, it was so much fun, an d all the girls were lovely. i even made out with the VERY cute Anna Lovato! theres a girl who will go far in porn, when she finally does BG scenes!
http://www.englandexpects-blue.com/ check out both versions of the song, hard and soft, i prefer the hard version myself hehe
my latest youtube video, is short and sweet, but hopefully my BTS video tomorrow (anal for Bluebird!) will be a bit longer, and might even do a few quick interviews with the guys/ girls for you
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuWx26O8w1c
also, check out the official Bluebird US youtube page at http://www.youtube.com/user/bluebirdfilmsusa i dont think the UK studios have a page
my latest video for youtube was shot in London,on Thursday, right before easter. i had planned to film the whole day, from tanning, to trying on bikinis in the shop and getting you guys to choose which one you liked best, and then go back and buy them, however, it was stupidly busy, esp for a week day, and we were asked not to film in the store, which i understand, but it sucked all the same. it would have been a cool idea. ahhh well… heres the finished product anyways, i still brought new bikinis, but id LOVE it if you guys all helped out in picking the best set for me to shoot my next magazine spread in later this month!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuNRBHHRKHI
Ive just got home from shooting a b/g scene for TVX here in the UK called “what billi did next” featuring Big Brother star Billi Bhatti and male porn whore Jonny Cockfill, SO much fun! We shot it in Leicester, a city north of London last night, finishing around 2:30am! It was a long scene, we shot the sex scene in the hotel room, and then headed into a club to film some interviews.
Id never seen the Big Brother show Billi was in, i think it was on in the UK a few years ago, so he had to fill me in on his story- apparently he was the homewrecker on the show and he was voted out for it, he then went on to fuck Jordan (Katie Price) and has been in the British tabloids a few times. Basically, the tvx series sounds like an extension of all of that, Billi goes around corrupting girls into fucking on film for him. It sounds like a fantastic show, i cant wait for it to air later this year on TVX!!
Last week i shot my very first DP scene, after one failed attempt (one of the guys had to cancel at the last minute at USA bluebird studios) but thankfully Bluebird UK saved the day and booked me in for my first double pentration scene.
For those of you wondering what on earth a “dp” is, its a cock in my pussy AND a cock in my ass at the same time. It works really well if everyone is coordinated, im not. i swear im the biggest klutz, so it was difficult to do, but well worth the effort. I had the very well endowed Pascall ( a Belgium born performer) in my ass, and the Owner of Bluebird fucked my cunt! it was so much fun, i think i got a bit too much into it, because i almost squirted!! haha.
SO much more fun then i was expecting, to be honest, i thought it was going to hurt and tear me apart, but it was amazing. i wish every scene could be a DP!!
Both guys were really cool about it being my first time, and took it gentle to start, but of course once everyone was in my holes i was more then happy for them to fuck me harder and harder!! it felt fucking awesome!!!
Well guys, I’m sure as you have noticed, I’m back in London, UK. Cant say I’m that excited to be back to be honest, its cold, dreary, and there’s no decent work. Pretty depressing really. Might have to take up drinking again.Haha
Ive done two photo shoots since I have been back with “amateur” photographers, which have both been fun, never mind one of them was a 13 hour day! I really miss California’s weather, and people. I dunno, people just smile more in LA. Even the homeless people are happy. I’m one of those people who tend to absorb the atmosphere of the people around me- if everyone’s happy- I’m happy. If everyone’s miserable, so am I. England is not a good place for me! But its home for now, and ill make the most of it
My pussy has totally healed, but since there’s not a whole lot of porn work over here, it wont be getting used much anyways I miss the cock!! haha
I’m planning to do a valentines day video for you guys, but for now (and in case I’m a dumbass and forget) here’s a few x rated pics I shot YEARS ago for a new Zealand magazine called “NZX”
Speaking of pics and stuff… make sure you go to www.freeones.com every now and then and see what new links have been posted there, rate me, and add new links if you find them! ALSO…. it appears there is a DVD out now with me getting fucked really hard in the ass! Its called “ass the world turns” and it has the VERY cute Madison Parker on the DVD cover. The link to buy this can be found in an earlier blog
happy wanking! hehe
xxxx
Chloe Cuntalicious 
lol
For those of you into CFNM scenes ( clothed female, naked male) i have a new scene out on www.purecfnm.com. It was shot in the UK before i left for the US, so i was probably still a little shy
http://www.purecfnm.com/preview.php?p=1
I JUST seen my very first porn scene, well, not all of it (thank god) but a few sample clips, that was enough. OMG! why didnt someone tell me i look retarded on screen? lol i fuck with my mouth open so damn wide it looks like im catching flies! maybe its a subliminal message that i should have a fat cock in my mouth at the same time?!
either way, i think it looks terrible, and i can only hope i dont still do it…. let me know if you find any more clips of my porn, there should be more scenes coming out soon!
http://www.britishgirlz.com/Killergram/Chloe_Cruize_-_Baby_Gets_The_Cream
hilarious!
Chloe “open wide” Conrad
