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Dear Youtube…

you are cunts.

that is all.

Dear all my youtube fans,

sorry youtube is run by douchlords, they have deleted my second youtube account, for reasons unknown. i wasnt naked, topless, or really doing anything outside of their guidelines. out of my own laziness, and i guess a little spite, i will not bother creating a third account there.
If you have any suggestions on  sites i *could* upload new videos to, please let me know. my blog only allows short videos to be uploaded directly. which is gay. but not at gay as youtube.

xxx

Skyy John Interviews

skyy john interview #1

Check out Skyy Johns interview with me, its hilarious!! He was lovely, and really easy to chat too, so the interview came out pretty natural, maybe a bit TOO natural, cos i said some pretty silly things! haha

as for the UK and the pee porn i spoke about- ive noticed everyone has gotten up in arms about it in the comments section of the video, see the thing is, the UK imo, DOES produce alot of urination watersports type porn. they do. honestly. i have probably been approached MORE by people asking for those types of scenes than i have anal and DP combined!! maybe its just produced here and sold elsewhere, i dont know. but a simple search on BGAFD (porn forums in the UK) shows a LOAD of watersport ads…

anyways, check out the videos, i think they are great, and my tummy looks awesome too! hehe

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and the crazy out takes video: outtakes

<object width=”640″ height=”385″><param name=”movie” value=”http://www.youtube.com/v/HvosddMs5iM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0″></param><param name=”allowFullScreen” value=”true”></param><param name=”allowscriptaccess” value=”always”></param><embed src=”http://www.youtube.com/v/HvosddMs5iM&hl=en_US&fs=1&rel=0″ type=”application/x-shockwave-flash” allowscriptaccess=”always” allowfullscreen=”true” width=”640″ height=”385″></embed></object>

my latest youtube video, is short and sweet, but hopefully my BTS video tomorrow (anal for Bluebird!) will be a bit longer, and might even do a few quick interviews with the guys/ girls for you ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuWx26O8w1c

also, check out the official Bluebird US youtube page at http://www.youtube.com/user/bluebirdfilmsusa i dont think the UK studios have a page :(

a day with a porn star- bikini shopping!

my latest video for youtube was shot in London,on Thursday, right before easter. i had planned to film the whole day, from tanning, to trying on bikinis in the shop and getting you guys to choose which one you liked best, and then go back and buy them, however, it was stupidly busy, esp for a week day, and we were asked not to film in the store, which i understand, but it sucked all the same. it would have been a cool idea. ahhh well… heres the finished product anyways, i still brought new bikinis, but id LOVE it if you guys all helped out in picking the best set for me to shoot my next magazine spread in later this month! :)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wuNRBHHRKHI

im not too sure how many of you reading this blog knew me as “almosthegirlnextdoor” on Youtube a few years back, basically, i rambled and talked shit, answered your questions and make a dick of myelf for your viewing pleasure. much like i try to do now in my chloe conrad youtube videos :)

unfortunatly, theres some jealous peeps on youtube, who flagged the shit out of my videos, i guess cos i discussed adult themes like “pick up lines” and “lesbian sex” lol while wearing lingerie and bikini tops…. so, youtube suspended my account without warnign, and concequesntly, i had NO copies of my past videos! :( booooo

luckily, ive found some links….

http://video.filestube.com/watch,b57db656a811d0c103e9/pick-up-lines.html Pick Up Lines

http://video.filestube.com/watch,43db5355ec62b66003ea/girl-on-girl-and-lesbian-action.html Girl on Girl and lesbian action

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=45925180 Losing my virginity

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43741892 3 fave sex positions

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43472331 do you measure your cock?

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42985372 craziest place ive ever had sex

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=42526574 orgasms with my friend Kiara

http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=43722206 jess’s awesomely awesome geo lesson (sidenote, WTF was i going on about?! lol seriously!!! hahahahaha fuck too funny)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lorebPb1P7w jessica jane sexy striptease (ignore the ads, they arent true!)

Naughty Fantasies Video

check it out now! uploaded a brand new viewer question “whats my naughtiest fantasy, and have i done it yet”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5zJz7W-z4A

comment on what your naughtiest fantasy is, so i can get to know you guys as well, its only fair after all ;)

youtube lingerie winners!!

The youtube subscribers who won this round of lingerie are:

MPA- black french knickers, based on his tenacity to try to write 100 comments!

XSASW0RD- was the first person of the three names to email me, he wins the playboy  gstring

NFFILMS- wrote the 100th comment and wins the bra set.

congrats to everyone, and you should have your sexy panties in the mail on Monday!

xxxx

want to win my lingerie?!

i know you do…everyone wants to win someones used underwear! lol the last video i done giving away my old bikinis was so popular on youtube, i think it had about 50,000 views before stupid youtube pulled my whole account, and i remember over a year after the bikinis had been won, id still get people messaging asking for some! what do you guys do with used knickers btw? ;)

so, round two- the great 2010 undie giveaway! :P

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jx3zSmU66ck

check out the youtube link, comment, vote, subscribe, or flag it if you are an uptight twat i guess. ;)

As for the whats Chloe Conrad been up to blog…. well, nothing new to report unfortunatly. ive been really missing the cock tho. theres no porn in the UK, well, there is…. but one company has no idea how to use email and the other has the lamest pay rate ever. i think street whores make more now with inflation? lol so i probably wont be shooting any new hardcore content until i get back to the US ;)

i shot last week for www.pantymaniacs.com (i think thats their url?) we always have fun at their shoots. no nakedness tho, which is a bit disappointing. hehe

thats really all i have to say.its been a quiet week… :(

miss you all!!

xxxx

happy valentines day!!

hope you guys all had a great weekend last weekend :) i dont think i done anything special, but im not big on celebrating all these made up holidays. i think people should just give gifts or say they love you any time of the year, for fun, cos they want to. not because some card company tells them they have to!

anyways. i felt like you all deserved a video from me at least, im sorry its a few days late. im slack. thats my only excuse. lazy, and blonde. i forgot. my bad. spank me. go on. harder. ohhhhh see, i like that :P

sidenote. fuck my tits look good in that bra!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uDHA9P2Kdg

from my video camera

look what i found on my video camera while packing today?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktPZmgqUVww

long lost blog!

it was actually shot on my second day in LA, and before i had shot any porn!! such a random blog haha

ok, back to packing…. ill post up a blog later tonight about yesterdays “not quite the DP scene” i was expecting ;)

new youtube account and videos!

I know, I know, about time right? lol well, i have a brand spanking new account with 2 new uploads! one is a video for pornstartweet, and the other is from the almosthegirlnextdoor vault of unseen videos! its a common viewer question id get from mainly younger youtubers i think, asking how to get a girl. the truth is, be yourself, if she doesnt like you as you are, theres not point being someone else!

And dont be desperate like i was, eventually sparks will fly with someone ;)

lol, my desperation makes for a funny story tho right? ….right?…. come on, we cant all be perfect!! hahaha

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jCk2acHQnOc

sexy striptease video!

Matthew just emailed me to let me know one of my videos was still up on youtube under another users name, its the sexy striptease i done in 2008 while still living in Aussie. Check it out- and dont forget to rate it and comment if you like it- i might just do another one on my own new youtube channel  http://www.youtube.com/user/chloeconrad

jessica jane striptease 08

youtube account termination…

Many of you may know me from my youtube vlogs under the user name almosthegirlnextdoor, for the past year or two I’ve been doing video blogs answering your questions, honestly, unedited and in lingerie. Most of the time I made a dick of myself, I fumbled with words, forgot the point and got sidetracked or rambled. Many of you didn’t care, you appreciated my honesty and frankness on subjects you probably talk about with your mates, but not with girls.

I received so many messages from you guys, some amazingly positive emails from people who have been helped by watching me, and others who were happy just hearing honest answers.

Unfortunately, you cant please everyone. and I guess the move to film all of my clips in my lingerie got attention good and bad.The haters flagged my videos, I don’t know why, it would be up-my-ass to say jealousy, so I doubt it was that. A girl in lingerie on youtube is nothing to be jealous about, anyone can do that. I didn’t offer anything special over the hoards of stunning girls out there doing vlogs. But with too many flagged videos, my account was closed today.

I wish I had had a chance to save all of the PM’s I recieved on there, some of them were great, well written and hilarious. I made some great friends over the time, and often noticed the same people following me and posting comments. I just want to thank you to you guys!

The point in my youtube videos were to really show the truth. The same as this blog will continue to do. Sure, I might ramble on a bit sometimes, or fuck up, but that’s life. If I edited everything all perfect, it wouldn’t be the real me. And I wanted you guys to see that “models” are normal, and I wanted to answer all of your questions as honestly as I can. no bullshit. although, lets be honest, I’m not really a model! lol

btw, and update on my pussy: I had 15 stitches put in yesterday by a great surgeon (he done tila tequilas boobs haha) and it cost a small fortune, but if it looks as good as it did before, ill be stoked. Cant wait to get back into filming asap! i miss cock already!! haha

thanks for all of your kind wishes, here and on twitter

xxxx

chloe “banned from youtube for being honest” conrad :P

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